Read The Complete Stories of Sherlock Holmes (Bucket List #112)

Glasgow, Scotland, UK • December 2012 • Length of Read: 2 Minutes

If I were to ask you who the most portrayed literary character in TV and film ever is, would Sherlock Holmes have been in your selection of guesses? Well, the self-confessed ‘consulting detective’ has been depicted on screen a whopping 254 times, keeping Hamlet in second by 48 appearances. Holmes is the mastermind of Scottish author Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, and since his first appearance in 1887 went on to be the subject of four novels and 56 short stories.

All but four of these tales are narrated by Holmes’ trusty companion Dr. John Watson, who often struggles to interpret Holmes lightening quick through processes and astute logical reasoning. This leaves the reader ever in suspense of how Holmes inevitably manages to solve seemingly implausible crimes until the man himself explains his reasoning in the dying lines of each story. In fine print, the edition of the Complete Works that I purchased ran for 1408 pages, a daunting task for any bookworm. Fortunately, however, the stories were short and sweet, never dragging on much more than 20 pages. Interestingly, the often quoted catchphrase “Elementary, my dear Watson” is never actually uttered by Holmes, despite the word “elementary” being used with alarming frequency. Also, despite being portrayed in great length on screen, “the woman” Irene Adler only appears in one story, and Holmes brother, Mycroft, makes only one appearance more than that.

Only through reading the entire syllabus can you also get a real perception of Holmes intelligence. He is a master of disguise, armed and unarmed combat, tobacco ash and bicycle tyre treads among many others. He appears as asexual, has a limited group of friends and is also an occasional user of heroin, quite the unique character. In ‘A Study in Scarlet’ Watson gives us the following assessment of Holmes abilities:

  1. Knowledge of Literature – nil.
  2. Knowledge of Philosophy – nil.
  3. Knowledge of Astronomy – nil.
  4. Knowledge of Politics – Feeble.
  5. Knowledge of Botany – Variable. Well up in belladonna, opium and poisons generally. Knows nothing of practical gardening.
  6. Knowledge of Geology – Practical, but limited. Tells at a glance different soils from each other. After walks, has shown me splashes upon his trousers, and told me by their colour and consistence in what part of London he had received them.
  7. Knowledge of Chemistry – Profound.
  8. Knowledge of Anatomy – Accurate, but unsystematic.
  9. Knowledge of Sensational Literature – Immense. He appears to know every detail of every horror perpetrated in the century.
  10. Plays the violin well.
  11. Is an expert single-stick player, boxer and swordsman.
  12. Has a good practical knowledge of British Law.

I do not wish to spoil any of the stories as I could not recommend them more, so will refrain from going into any plot analysis. After completion however, I even found myself attempting to use some methods of Holmesian Deduction in day-to-day life... unfortunately to no avail.

One Translation That ALL Backpackers Must Learn..

As a backpacker you travel to gain new cultural experiences, new insights into the world, and to embrace the wonders of nature and mankind with all five senses. But most of all, you travel for the people: the people who make you laugh; the people who make you question life; the people that divulge hidden treasures of the road; and the people that make you realise we really are just one global family. And whether it be that sand-surfing Peruvian Mayor you met in Arequipa; that Qatari stoner you found on Australia's Gold Coast; or that broke movie extra you befriended in Toronto, there's nowhere better to bump into this myriad of characters than in the local drinking establishments littering our little planet.

But being able to chink glasses with your new companions will only be truly complete when accompanied by the correct phrase for that time and place. 'Cheers' may cut it for a while but we can do better than that guys! So whether it be in the native tongue of the people surrounding you, or the language of the soil you are currently standing on, this short guide should give you most of the translations necessary to raise a cold one to new acquaintances. A toast to the road!

North America 

French - Santé (Sahn-tay)

English - Cheers, Get it down you, chug, bottoms up.

South America

Spanish - Salud (Sah-lud)

Portuguese - Saúde (Saw-OO-de)

Europe

Bulgarian - Наздраве (Naz-dra-vey)

Croatian - Živjeli (Zhee-ve-lee)

Czech - Na zdravi (Naz-drah vi)

Danish - Skål (Skoal)

Dutch - Proost (Prohst)

Estonian - Terviseks (Ter-vih-sex)

Finnish - Kippis (Kip-piss)

German - Prost (Prohst)

Greek - ΥΓΕΙΑ (Yamas)

Icelanic - Skál (Sk-owl)

Italian - Salute (Saw-lutay)

Latvian - Priekā (Pree-eh-ka)

Norwegian - Skål (Skawl)

Polish - Na zdrowie (Naz-droh-vee-ay)

Sweden - Skål (Skawl)

Turkish - Şerefe (Sher-i-feh)

Asia

Japanese - 乾杯 (Kan-pie)

Mandarin Chinese - 干杯 (Gan bay)

Russian - Будем здоровы (Budem zdorovi)

Thai - Chok dee (Chok dee)

Vietnamese - Dô (Jou)

So there you go. I hope this mini-arsenal of sayings will come in handy at least once in a while, and from experience I find people are genuinely touched when you try adopt some of their cultural habits. But if you do happen to meet some local on your next adventure who tells you a more traditional or colloquial way of making a toast then please drop me a line in the comments section below.

Cheers,

Crobs

The Randomiser Vlogcast (Ep. 1) Epic Bucket List Unveiling

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Welcome Champions to the inaugural Randomiser Vlogcast.

Ever wanted to participate in a rap battle? Go into space? Throw tomatoes at La Tomatina? Or get hitched to a random stranger in Vegas?

Well here's your ticket to do so!

To accompany the CrobsAbroad Epic Bucket List (and give myself a kick-up-the-arse to actually score out some items), I've decided to start a video series. This will include both a recording and documentation of future bucket list items whilst also serving as a platform to decide what should be crossed off next.

I would love as many people as possible to get on board with this journey so if you would like to join me in completing any items or have any contacts which would assist in some of the challenges then please let me know in the comments below.

Olympic Bobsled Run Video [Bucket List #116]

Sigulda, Latvia • January 2015 • Length of Video: 79 Seconds

The full story behind this epic day and the rest of my wild time in Latvia makes up part of my book Crobs Abroad: A Scot's Misadventures with a Backpack. Visit my online bookshop for more information by clicking the button on the top right hand side of this website.